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Ltd. Edition ‘Mercado’ Shirts

$50.00$52.00

Have you seen him? Now you can help spread the word and predictions from our resident astrologer, Hannibal Mercado. Will you get that promotion you’ve been hoping for? Will the Lakers ever be able to close out the third quarter without blowing a huge lead? Is Garcetti ever going to leave… or is he still here, or what’s up with that? The answer to these questions and more await you in… theLAnd. These shirts are limited to 100 (20 of each size Small – 2X), so don’t meditate on these for too long cuz once these are out they will return to the cosmos, never to be seen again.

Made with “mucho, mucho amor” and printed locally by Outer City Art in DTLA, on white AS Colours brand shirts, made in the USA. Additional $2 for all 2XL shirts. *Final shirt/ink colors may differ than mockup*

PRE-ORDER: Please note these will not start shipping until AFTER April 1. If you ordered anything along with this item, we will hold off shipping until all products can be shipped together.

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Weight .5625 oz
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2XL (+$2), Large, Medium, Small, X-Large

“DollazIncense” Incense Pack

$12.00

Hannibal Mercado’s “DollazIncense” Nag Champa Incense Sticks are guaranteed to help clear your mind, but not the 110! This blend of incense has natural herbs and resins that are combined with floral extract to create a special masala blend. Each stick burns for about 30-45 mins (just enough time to grab a Green Goddess Probiotic Tonic!) 10 sticks per pack.

**Limited to 100!**

**Please note: If you ordered any pre-order items along with this item, we will hold off shipping until all products can be shipped together.**

 

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Weight .25 oz

Ltd. Edition “Astral” Bumper Sticker 2-Pack

$15.00

Let everyone know that your chakras cannot be unaligned while sitting in horrendous traffic on the 405 with our official LAnd Astrology Network bumper sticker pack, featuring our resident astrologer Hannibal Mercado.

Printed on ethereally high-quality vinyl stickers by Sticker Giant. Sticker dimension: W: 10in x H: 3.5in.

**Please note: If you ordered any pre-order items along with this item, we will hold off shipping until all products can be shipped together.**

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Weight .25 oz


Horoscope Audio Tracks

Fire signs: Leo, Sagittarius, Aries
Earth signs: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn
Air signs: Aquarius, Gemini, Libra
Water signs: Pisces, Cancer, Scorpio